Humor Friday with Carmela

By Animal Hospital of Waynesville | Mar 09, 2012

Animal Hospital of Waynesville — So I have decided to help bring in the weekend by having “Humor Friday with Carmela”.  I love to hear funny jokes, stories and/or comments about pets. But even more than hearing them I like to tell them. I loovvveee to make my staff laugh so why not bring that laughter to the whole world.

 

A man absolutely disliked his wife’s cat and decided one day to get rid of him. So one day the husband drove the cat 20 blocks away from the house and left him at the park. As he arrived home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he took the cat 40 blocks away and just sat him out on the side of the road. Driving back up his driveway, he saw the cat sitting on the front steps.

Each day he would take the cat further and further away, but the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, pass over a bridge, then right again and then another right until he reached an old barn and set the cat out.

Hours later the husband calls home to his wife: “Honey, is the cat there?”  “Yes”, answers the wife, “why do you ask?” “I’m lost,” says the husband, “and I need the cat to give me directions home!”

 

Oh that one always makes me chuckle!

 

If you have a clean family friendly joke that you would like to share please contact my human supporter Amanda. Email her your joke and keep watching to see if it gets posted.

amanda@animalhosp.com

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