Remember Valentine’s Day the right way, and you could earn a purple heart.
This is a Valentine’s Day reminder for all you men who are so caught up with your own lives, that you have forgotten that (ALERT! ALERT!) Valentine’s Day is tomorrow. (The day after this column first appears)
And if you get your copy of The Guide tucked inside The Mountaineer, you may already be SOL (Sooooo out-of Luck), because you have scant, few hours to remember (as in, gift) your partner, wife, first mate, girlfriend, soul mate, main squeeze, and sweetheart.
And trust me on this, you better not forget your mother, either.
Lucky for me, one lady is all-of-the-above to me, including (in the absence of my late mother, Ida) doing a lot of mothering to me in my current, one-legged, hop-along, vegetative state.
Carol, of whom I speak, had the presence of mind a week before my surgery to ...